The posting
We're looking for a chief executive.
As chief executive, you will the enforce laws, treaties, and court rulings; develops federal policies; prepares the national budget; and appoints federal officials.
Requirements
- Candidate must be born in the United States
- Candidate must be a resident of the United States
- Must be able to commit to a 4 year term
- Prefer an advanced degree from a nationally-renowned university in the United States
- Served in Public Office. Prefer the experience of Governor, Senator or House of Representatives
Desired Skills
- Thorough knowledge and understanding of the Constitution, the governments workings and strategic military tactics
- Talented in the art of debate
- Excellent public speaking skills
- Ability to accept and overcome negativity and rejection
- Skilled at making tough decisions in a constrained amount of time
- Comfortable in high-risk situations
- Familiarity and/or experience slaying vampires
Benefits
- Free housing in a really big house
- Personal assistant
- Personal chef



