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🛑🗽🚇 ALERT: THE URBAN LEGEND IS TRUE. WE ARE SEARCHING FOR A HIGH-ENERGY HUMAN. BIG HEART REQUIRED. CHILL VIBE PREFERRED. TIMBS OPTIONAL. 🗽🚇🛑
The Bronx… we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of aggressive pigeons currently holding down our recruitment office is losing their patience. 🐦📋
They’ve cooed at the applications.
They’ve intercepted the bagels.
They’ve unanimously decided: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂
💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜
📍 THE BRONX, NY 💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR! 🧩 HELP A KIDDO METRO-CARD THEIR WAY TO SUCCESS IN A ROLE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS!
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🧪 THE UNOFFICIAL BRONX VIBE CHECK
Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions:
🧦 Can you keep your cool when the 4/5/6 train is delayed and the daily plan completely improvises?
🎨 Can you turn a game of Connect Four into an epic showdown without requiring a Madison Square Garden budget?
🏆 Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just hit a walk-off home run at Yankee Stadium? ⚾🍎
🦆 Can you be a total goofball to get a laugh, while still keeping your eye on the goals?
💜 Do you genuinely want to help an autistic child build confidence and learn new skills?
If you answered yes…
CONGRATULATIONS. THE FIVE-BOROUGH WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🐦✅
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🎮 YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE!
You’ll work one-on-one with an awesome child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities.
Your daily missions might include:
🧩 Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek.
🎲 Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns without a meltdown.
🎨 Finding creative, artistic ways to keep sessions exciting.
🌟 Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough.
💜 Supporting amazing kids as they explore, learn, and succeed.
Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens in a boring cubicle until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact right here in the community.
IT’S REAL COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND HUMAN CONNECTION. 🥹💜
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💸 THE PART YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS BEGGING YOU TO READ
💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR!
Your checking account just stood up and cheered.
Your chopped cheese and iced coffee fund just threw a party. ☕📈
⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS We offer afternoon, evening, and weekend scheduling options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.
🎓 LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME! If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, Social Work, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what NY grad schools love to see.
🤝 ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC. We don't expect you to walk through the door with a behavioral science textbook memorized.
NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START! We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.
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🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION
✅ You care about making people smile.
✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time.
✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously.
✅ You bring warm, positive energy to every single session.
✅ You’re open to learning and accepting guidance.
🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN ACCURATELY EXPLAIN THE RULES OF TAG TO A 5-YEAR-OLD WITHOUT LOSING YOUR BREATH.
Please do not actually run inside the hallways. HR is watching. 😭🏃♂️
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📣 THE BRONX, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW.
A job paying $20-$30/hour.
High-quality paid training and transferable skills.
The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week.
And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. 🤖❌
💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
📍 The Bronx, New York 💸 $20–$30 per hour 🎓 RBT certification not required to apply!
📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!



