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πŸš¨πŸ’€πŸ”₯ THE CHILDREN HAVE UNIONIZED. THE CRAYONS ARE HOSTAGES. WE NEED BTs & PARAS IMMEDIATELY!!! πŸ–οΈπŸ˜­πŸ’°

OOS Management Corp.1,294 open roles

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Your applicationOpen nowπŸš¨πŸ’€πŸ”₯ THE CHILDREN HAVE UNIONIZED. THE CRAYONS ARE HOSTAGES. WE NEED BTs & PARAS IMMEDIATELY!!! πŸ–οΈπŸ˜­πŸ’°OOS Management Corp. Β· West Babylon, NY

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Early applications get read.

13.4% of postings close within 7 days. Measured by our own scanner across the market. OOS Management Corp. postings stay open a median of 13 days.

Share of postings closed within
  1. 2.2%1 day
  2. 4.6%3 days
  3. 13.4%7 days
  4. 21.6%14 days
  5. 36.2%30 days
  6. 59.0%60 days
This job: posted 21 hours ago

OOS Management Corp. median: 13 days open

The posting

πŸš¨πŸ“’ HELP WANTED: EXPERIENCED NEGOTIATOR PREFERRED πŸ“’πŸš¨

🎯 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT)

πŸ“ East Meadow, NY 11554 πŸ’° Excellent Pay (the kind that makes you reply to the recruiter immediately) ⏰ Monday-Thursday | 4 PM-7 PM 🏠 1:1 In-Home ABA Case

⚠️ THE SITUATION

A highly intelligent, highly verbal 9-year-old boy is looking for his next Behavior Technician.

Before applying, you should know:

This child has never paid taxes.

Has never had a mortgage.

Has never worked a full-time job.

Yet somehow possesses the confidence of a Fortune 500 CEO. πŸ˜‚

πŸ“ DAILY RESPONSIBILITIES

βœ… Explain a rule

βœ… Explain the same rule differently

βœ… Explain why the rule still exists

βœ… Listen to a detailed counterargument

βœ… Wonder if he might actually have a point

βœ… Remember you're the adult

πŸ˜… THINGS YOU MAY HEAR ON THE JOB

"That's not what happened."

"Technically..."

"Can you prove it?"

"Where does it say that?"

"That's your opinion."

"And another thing..."

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

🧠 IDEAL CANDIDATE

We're looking for someone with:

βœ… The patience of a kindergarten teacher on the day before summer vacation

βœ… The energy of a golden retriever who just heard the word "park"

βœ… The emotional stability to be fact-checked by a fourth-grader

βœ… The ability to keep a straight face while losing a debate to someone who still needs help opening a ketchup packet

πŸ’° WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

πŸ’Έ Great pay

πŸ•’ Consistent hours

πŸŽ‰ Fridays off

πŸ–οΈ Weekends off

πŸ’™ Meaningful work that actually makes a difference

And let's be honest...

A lifetime of stories nobody will believe happened.

🚨 WARNING 🚨

Side effects of this position may include:

⚠️ Becoming unusually good at negotiations

⚠️ Accidentally using ABA terminology in real life

⚠️ Catching yourself saying "Nice job making a good choice!" to grown adults

⚠️ Being humbled by someone whose age is still a single digit

πŸ“² Send your resume, availability, and hourly rate expectations today!

πŸ’™ One child. One case. Infinite plot twists.

πŸ˜‚ Apply now before somebody else gets paid to argue with a tiny lawyer for 3 hours a day.

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